Meet Brett

Brett was born in Salt Lake City and spent his early years in the thriving metropolis of West Bountiful, Utah. He is a proud alumnus of West Bountiful Elementary School, the University of Arizona, and a few schools in between. He has four older siblings who have so far completely failed to dig up any dirt that they can use against him. He served an LDS mission in Fresno, CA, which at the time became the greatest mission in the world, overnight. He moved to Tucson, AZ in 2001 to work for IBM. The last time he threw himself out of an airplane he screwed up his right knee for life, and is thinking that maybe screwing up his left knee in similar fashion someday would be a pretty fun way to spend an afternoon.

Brett is handsome.

Brett is smart.

Brett likes computers, dolphins, and the color purple.

Brett's heroes include Winnie the Pooh, Homer Simpson, George "Dubya" Bush and a guy named Trego who followed him and Lisa around Bed Bath and Beyond for two hours to make sure that they didn't steal his cool little scanner doo-hickey.

Brett has nice shoes.

Next to Greece and maybe Norway, Brett believes the most awe-inspiring place on earth is Super WalMart.

Brett has a passionate love-hate relationship with Sudoku puzzles (platonic).

Brett also has a passionate love-hate relationship with many of the Germans he knows (also platonic).

But the love Brett has for Lisa is both passionate and pure, and anything but platonic.